Mi Goreng Cowboy

Sleep Less, Do More.

What up.

So,

I’ve found myself mega over-committed this year, and in an effort to try and get as many of these projects done as possible, I’m going to make a wee To-Do list up on this tumblr shit thing. Swag. Behold.

THE LIST OF DOOM

1. Engineer a GlideCam/SteadiCam system.
   
   Why? Because. That’s why.
   
   
2. Obtain some success with my ukulele band The Squires.
   
   This is probably the coolest thing you’ll ever see/hear/think about. We wear suits and sunglasses and have ukuleles and melt hearts and minds with softly sung harmonies. Fuck you.
   
   
3. Record a hip hop EP with Tony as ‘TV with Rhythmn’
   
   What’s that? You wish someone recorded freestyle raps about Pokemon and cocks over delicious piano serenades? Done.
   
   
4. Continue to write, produce and practise good music with Craig, Nutsford, Matt and Jono. Sidenote: Bandname - Panda Street?
   
   Wow. Lots of music stuff this year. Keen as.
   
   
5. Produce a not-shit vodka with Kieran.
   
   42Below? No. Broken Shed? No. Red Brains? Yes.
   
   
6. Attend SPARK seminars and win some cash monies by being not-dumb.
   
   Because, you know, money is good.
   
   
7. Start an indie label with Goodger. AKA. Just record shit.
   
   I should probably ask him first.
   
   
8. Travel and stuff.
   
   COME AT ME WORLD

Sometimes I wonder if I shouldn’t just pick a thing and focus entirely on /work towards that. I don’t know. My brains moves quickly from one thing to another and I’d much rather do lots of little things like this.

I’m sure there’s more stuff, but my brain is a flurry of ideas.

Movie Idea: Biblical Horror/Drama

So today, I posed the question:

What would happen if Dracula drank Jesus’ blood?

This spiralled into the greatest movie idea ever.

Ok. So.

Synopsis: Jesus and Dracula team up as gay vampire messiahs and take on God, as he tries to smite their blaspheming asses.

So Dracula’s old right? He’s been around ages. Maybe he was around in 20-40AD. Maybe one night he bumped into some nice, bearded fellow who let him crash in his stable/house/cave whatever.

Maybe that night he’s hungry, and is like, fuck it, I’ll just have some of this dude.

Nek minnit. Jesus is a vampire, and Dracula has ingested the soul of Christ, and thus they are both awesome anti-heros. There are all sorts of gay undertones here, also.

God is pissed at this, and launches war on them. Cue sweet action scenes.

This is my cast list so far:

Jesus - Ryan Gosling - because, who else?
Dracula - Keanu Reeves - expressionless and pale. Perfect.
God - Don Cheadle. Or maybe Morgan Freeman, cause he’s already got experience.
Michael/Angel #1: Robert De Niro.

I’m gonna work on this. I’m thinking it might need some time travel…

To any film execs: You can buy this idea/script off of me for no less than $8 million.

4am Existentialist Rambling

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